After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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