This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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