So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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