You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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