perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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