I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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