im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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