Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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