He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
We don't watch enough power rangers
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Randomize
