how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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