I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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