Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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