OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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