so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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