: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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