Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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