she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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