There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I am one with the molecules
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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