nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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