Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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