Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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