I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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