things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
But theres a keg here and me gusta
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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