Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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