Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Randomize
