Slut skills are useful in every country.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
