i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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