I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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