I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
3pm strippers are depressing
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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