like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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