You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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