is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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