Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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