im six kinds of drunk right now
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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