what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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