Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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