i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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