There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
