I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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