The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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