If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
My ass is underappreciated
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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