Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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