wakey wakey hands off snakey
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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