He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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