did you get engaged???
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Randomize
