My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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