y did u give ur computer a hand job?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
