Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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