On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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