exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Randomize
