just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
