My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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