I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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