I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Randomize
