Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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