He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
