just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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