I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
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