So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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